My old roommate, G$, gave me a 4 ft. black and white poster of a really ugly wrestler. Last week's boring 2 hour lecture became a brainstorming session for what to do with this poster. If you have any additional ideas, please add them to the list!
Laminate
Stick him on someone's windshield
Mail him to someone without packaging him first
Take him skydiving
Hang at a bus stop
Hang on a door
Give as a birthday gift
Send to Dr. Fischer or Melody
Create a melodrama by filming Manuel getting run over by a train
Host a who-dunnit night and use him as the body outline
Bring him camping
Label different parts of him in Spanish and send to anyone who wants to learn
Make him model men's clothing
Place him in an inflated inner tube and doorbell ditch him
Color him in
Use as object when teaching prepositions (about Manuel, above Manuel, across Manuel) - this was G$'s favorite
I'm disturbed that none of your ideas involve creating a prominent shrine in which the portrait can be hung in a way that properly honors the subject. Surrounded by lots of candles.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for the inner tube, doorbell ditching scheme.
ReplyDeleteI also suggest using him as a reverse imaginary friend. Take him everywhere but insist that no one but yourself can see him.
Why not all of them. One at a time. Prioritized by permanent damage of use, of course.
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