Cocodrilo

This last week I was on a bridge directly over a river full of lazy, content crocodiles. Per my usual custom, I decided that it would be a good idea to spit in this body of water. To add to the sport, I decided to aim for a crocodile. I sent a perfectly sized loogie flying, but it headed for the tip of the crocodile's tail. Suddenly a gust of wind allied with my goal and the spitball shifted positions and landed right between the crocodile's eyes! The crocodile definitely flinched. Glorious day, when with one ball of spit I can harass a large reptile thirty feet below me.